Theme Song

Original lyrics and repository of compositions

Paranoid Planet (theme song)

© MJG 2019

Devils all around me
Suspicious lights in the sky
Elections rigged by the oligarchy
Official story’s a lie

9-11 was an inside job
Lee Harvey Oswald was a patsy
Lady Di a victim of assassination
Planned by the Queen and Illuminati

They say we live on a Paranoid Planet
Where everything is not as it seems
Where white is black and the leaders are looters
Gotta wake up from this terrible dream

A spy is watching from behind the curtains
An evil genius is pulling the switch
My brain in a vat onboard a Vegan starship
Those chemical trails are really making me itch

“...And turn the frickin frogs gay!”

They say we live on a Paranoid Planet
Where everything is not as it seems
Where white is black and the winners are losers
Gotta wake up from this terrible dream

An Enemy Above me…
An Enemy Beneath me…
An Enemy Beside me…
An Enemy Inside me!

Enemies lurking inside my house
I grab a [insert favorite weapon], prepared for Helter-Skelter
They leap out of the closets and from behind the couch
To shower me with concern...

“We want to help you!” [or favorite words of concern]

Yeah ...but I know better.

They say I live on a Paranoid Planet
Where Men in Black watch me through my portable screen
Where my thoughts are controlled by evil shape-shifting lizards
Please wake me up from this terrible dream!

They say we live on a Paranoid Planet
Where Terran Monkey Men are coming for me
Where Hilary feeds on the brains of our children
Please wake me up from this terrible dream

Please!
Please!
Please wake me up from this terrible dream!

You gotta tell’em…
You gotta tell’em…
You gotta tell’em…

“Soylent Green is People!”